It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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