yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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