it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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