$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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