I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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