The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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