if you like me you must not know who I am
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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