You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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