how can u be prego again
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.