where does the pee come out of this thing
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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