But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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