You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
How does one acquire holy water?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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