I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.