Whod you bang
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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