Your tits are I can't wait for
I look better un-naked...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
As shirtless as possible
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
and you fell through a lawn chair
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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