In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between