It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures