i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from