I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
