He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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