Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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