I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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