Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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