ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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