it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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