I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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