Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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