goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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