Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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