This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i've created a new STD.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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