you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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