Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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