I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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