Hey man sorry I got all grabby
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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