So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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