it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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