plz talk dirty to me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.