Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum