the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done