Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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