Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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