Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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