Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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