This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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