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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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