sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
where are my eyebrows?
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