there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
