YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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