i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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