Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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