You surviving the open bar?
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vagina is talking i cant
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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