i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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